Waste of space

artemis-gg:

summer!

Artemis is a super cutie :3

owlapin:

hay-needle:

Do you slip it on him tail first?

nah i just hold it open and he crawls in

zooophagous:

explodinghye:

heard some non-savory comments from my family about my dear ball python so i was inspired to make some little psa’s about snakes!!! they are our scaly friends do not harm noodles
—> buy here as stickers or w/e you want!! also if you wanna use it on your blog feel free but pls credit me thank u \m/

Ball Pythons are like the chillest animal in existence I don’t even know how people can be scared or hateful towards them.

Do not harm noodles u_u

lyrahavoc:

getting ready for my first show on kinklive!

i’ll be signing in in about 15 minutes, you’ll be able to find me here (i think)

z2z2z:

i just found this self portrait from my godsgirls application photos a year ago and almost cried because i thought i had lost it. i grew all of those lil plant babies except for the banana and olive trees ^_^

Fin is so cute and lovely :3

z2z2z:

i just found this self portrait from my godsgirls application photos a year ago and almost cried because i thought i had lost it. i grew all of those lil plant babies except for the banana and olive trees ^_^

Fin is so cute and lovely :3

natazilla:

ddong mori!

natazilla:

ddong mori!

mirahxox:

ngaunt:

nsfwjynx:

vambrace:

vambrace:

Hey there! So, you may have seen these body pillows around. You may have thought, “Wow, I sure want one of those.” Well good news! I take commissions for these cuddly lil nuggets!

THE SQUIDS:
Each squid is handmade with love from fleece, cotton, and felt, and stuffed with hypoallergenic 100% polyester filling.

SIZES:
Two sizes are available: an 8-foot body pillow, and a 4-foot cuddle buddy or travel pillow.

COLORS:
I can find just about any color, within reason. I am limited by what the fabric store has to offer, but the selection is great, so I can try my hardest to get the exact color you want.

UNDERSIDE PATTERNS:
Again, I am limited by what the fabric store has to offer, but I can find just about any pattern from paisley to polka dots in nearly any color. If you wish, you can request that I choose an underside for you based on the main color you choose.

OTHER OPTIONS:
I can fit the squids with an eye color, if you so desire. If not specified, your squid will come with traditional black and white eyes.
Also, three different highlights are available for your squid: original (photos 4 and 5), circles (photos 6 and 8), or crescent (photo 7). If not specified, your squid will come with original highlights.
Additionally, you may request the firmness of your pillow. There are three firmness options: firm, regular, or what I call squishy. If not specified, your squid will come with regular firmness.

PRICES:
Large squids are $75 (shipping not included) and small squids are $40 (shipping not included). Shipping will be $20 nationwide. International customers, I apologize. But soon hopefully there will be international shipping available!

HOW TO ORDER:
It’s easy! Just send me a message on tumblr or email me at tentacle.club@gmail.com with the following information:

Color
Underside color and pattern
Size
Shipping Information
Eye color (optional)
Eye highlight (optional)
Firmness (optional)

I will reply to your message with the email address you’ll send money to via PayPal. If you would rather send a check or money order, I will provide you with that information at your request.

OTHER INFO:
Please know that these squids are not made in a pet-free home; if you are allergic to cats please be aware that despite my efforts to keep them away from my cat, he still might have sat on the fabric while I wasn’t looking. Also note that these are made with FLEECE; if you have a fleece allergy, please do not buy these pillows. The filling of the pillows is guaranteed hypoallergenic BY THE COMPANY, NOT BY ME. If it turns out you have an allergy to the stuffing, sue them, not me. I am not responsible for any injuries that happen from your enjoyment with my pillows.

Thank you all so much for the support so far! I hope you consider purchasing one of my squids, I have a 100% satisfaction date so far. And please, spread the word!

UPDATE GUYS
I’m seriously considering doing a giveaway if this gets 1000+ notes. You COULD get a FREE SQUID
FREE SQUID
WHOA

I WANT ONE SO BAD

oh my fucking god

AwwWWWWweE!
want!